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America deserves a pet that is loving, loyal, noble—and doesn’t get stuck in trees. If you’re in that other, ah, camp—you know, the one that smells like stinky litter box—well, there’s a place for people like you.
Top Ten Reasons to Vote Dog
- Cats can’t catch a Frisbee.
- Dogs don’t get stuck in trees.
- One word. “Hairball.”
- Dogs come when you call.
- Cats don’t bring you your slippers.
- Litter boxes stink.
- Dogs don’t climb on the kitchen counter.
- Cats don’t save your life.
- Ever hear of a seeing-eye cat?
- Dogs don't pee in your shoes.
